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They Call Me 'Auntie' Because... (Adult Unisex Hoodie)

They Call Me 'Auntie' Because... (Adult Unisex Hoodie)

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Auntie’s "Educational" Trip to the Zoo

Auntie Bev volunteered to take her niece’s 3rd-grade class on a "quiet, educational" trip to the zoo.

What actually happened was...

  • She bribed the zookeeper with a bag of Takis to let the kids “feed the ostriches” (huge mistake—Jason lost a sock, maybe a small piece of his soul).
  • She taught the kids how to mimic a flamingo mating call, which accidentally triggered an actual flamingo mating dance. It got weird.
  • She told them sloths were “just introverted squirrels who believe in vibes over speed.”
  • She got kicked out of the reptile house for trying to give a snake a glittery friendship bracelet and yelling, “She’s misunderstood, okay??”

The chaos peaked when Auntie convinced the class that penguins secretly run the zoo, and started chanting, “ALL HAIL KING PENGUIN.” The kids joined in. The penguins got flustered. One zookeeper quit on the spot.

They were politely asked to never return.

Back on the school bus, one wide-eyed kid whispered:
“She’s not an aunt... she’s a LEGEND.”

Auntie Bev just shrugged, sipped from her glittery thermos, and said,
“They call me 'Auntie' because 'bad influence' was too long.”

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Estimated Delivery: 4-6 business days.

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Why You'll Love It

Elephant Gift - A great gift for loved ones or yourself, perfect for light-hearted banter.

Smiles & Laughter - Create funny and happy memories with family, friends, and strangers alike.

Conversation Starter - When people see you wearing this hoodie, many won't be able to resist asking you about it!

Funny Reactions - Witness all the hilarious reactions people have to your hoodie. (Especially when they are trying to hide their reaction from you!)

Shipping & Returns

Free shipping - No extra costs at checkout

Estimated delivery - 4-6 business days for U.S. orders.

Easy Returns - 30-day hassle-free returns through our self-return portal.

Return Shipping - We cover the cost of return shipping.

Order The Wrong Size? - No problem. Return or exchange within 30 days of delivery, and we'll cover the cost of the return label.

Stolen - If your package is stolen before you receive it, we've got you. We'll send a free one-time replacement - no stress, no hassle.

Lost Order - If your order is lost we will send you a replacement or give you a store gift card of the same value.

Will my order arrive in one shipment? If you order products from different categories, your packages will arrive in separate shipments. (E.g. apparel, mugs, posters.)

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Hoodie Material

Hoodie Quality:

Material Blend: Soft 50% cotton, 50% polyester. (47% cotton / 53% polyester for Sports Grey)

Weight & Feel: Midweight for all-season comfort.

Comfort Factor: Air jet yarn = extra soft + low pilling.

Hood Details: Double-lined hood with matching drawstrings.

Built to Last: Reinforced stitching all around.

Stretch & Fit: Ribbed cuffs and waistband with a slight stretch.

Shrink Control: Pre-shrunk to keep its shape.

Care Instructions

Care Instructions:

  • Turn inside out
  • Do not bleach
  • Machine wash cold
  • Tumble dry on low
  • Do not dry clean
  • Do not iron
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Disclaimer: Side effects include laughs, eye rolls, and new friends

At Purely Funny, we specialize in designs that cause uncontrollable giggles, sarcastic smirks, and occasional bonding with strangers. We're not doctors, but we do prescribe a heavy dose of humor. Side effects may vary, but if your face starts hurting from smiling, don't say we didn't warn you.