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Stay Away From Me Until I've Had My Coffee (Adult Unisex T-shirt)

Stay Away From Me Until I've Had My Coffee (Adult Unisex T-shirt)

Regular price $19.99 USD
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The Pre-Coffee Zone

At exactly 6:45 a.m., I rise from bed like a groggy swamp creature.

My family knows the rules. No eye contact. No questions. No sudden movements. Last time someone asked me where the car keys were before I had coffee, I just whispered, “Run,” and pointed to the woods.

One time my neighbor said “Good morning!”
I blinked. He hasn’t tried again.

Once the coffee hits, I’m human again — polite, functional, maybe even pleasant. But until then?

Approach at your own risk.
I’m basically a grizzly with Wi-Fi.

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Ready to make everyone smile? (or polite fear if you don't get your morning joe).

Create laughs, smiles, and funny reactions. Grab yours now!

Estimated Delivery: 4-6 business days.

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  • Free 30-Day Returns

Why You'll Love It

Sleeve Detail - Optional "Purely Funny" signature on the right sleeve.

Elephant Gift - A great gift for loved ones or yourself, perfect for light-hearted banter.

Smiles & Laughter - Create funny and happy memories with family, friends, and strangers alike.

Conversation Starter - When people see you wearing this shirt, many won't be able to resist asking you about it!

Funny Reactions - Witness all the hilarious reactions people have to your shirt. (Especially when they are trying to hide their reaction from you!)

Shipping & Returns

Free shipping - No extra costs at checkout

Estimated delivery - 4-6 business days for U.S. orders.

Easy Returns - 30-day hassle-free returns through our self-return portal.

Return Shipping - We cover the cost of return shipping.

Order The Wrong Size? - No problem. Return or exchange within 30 days of delivery, and we'll cover the cost of the return label.

Stolen - If your package is stolen before you receive it, we've got you. We'll send a free one-time replacement - no stress, no hassle.

Lost Order - If your order is lost we will send you a replacement or give you a store gift card of the same value.

Will my order arrive in one shipment? If you order products from different categories, your packages will arrive in separate shipments. (E.g. apparel, mugs, posters.)

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T-shirt Material

Product Quality:

Premium Feel - 5.3 oz heavy cotton gives it a substantial quality feel without being too thick.

Material Blend: 100% cotton (90% cotton, 10% polyester for Sports Grey).

No Surprises After Washing - Preshrunk fabric helps maintain sizing and fit.

Durable Design - Double-needle stitching at sleeves and hem keeps it holding strong.

Comfort First - Taped neck and shoulders reduce friction for all-day wear.

Made For Everyday - Classic fit with a seamless collar that flatters all body types.

Perfect For Prints - Smooth surface ideal for bold designs and long-lasting prints.

Tag-Free Comfort - An easy tear-away label for a smooth, itch-free experience.

Care Instructions

Care Instructions:

  • Turn inside out
  • Do not bleach
  • Machine wash cold
  • Tumble dry on low
  • Do not dry clean
  • Do not iron
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Disclaimer: Side effects include laughs, eye rolls, and new friends.

At Purely Funny, we specialize in designs that cause uncontrollable giggles, sarcastic smirks, and occasional bonding with strangers. We're not doctors, but we do prescribe a heavy dose of humor. Side effects may vary, but if your face starts hurting from smiling, don't say we didn't warn you.