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I'm Not Late... (Adult Unisex T-shirt)
I'm Not Late... (Adult Unisex T-shirt)
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Title: The Time-Travel Conspiracy
Jamal strolled into the meeting 27 minutes late, holding a smoothie and wearing zero shame.
“Sorry I’m late,” he said, breathlessly. “The clocks conspired against me.”
Everyone stared.
“You see,” he continued, “My phone said 9:02. Microwave said 8:49. Car dashboard? Midnight. Then the coffee shop clock blinked ‘12:00’ like it gave up on life. So technically, I was early... in at least two time zones.”
His boss blinked. “That’s... not how time works.”
“Oh, I know,” Jamal replied, sipping his smoothie. “That’s what they want you to believe.”
Ever since then, he hasn’t been on time once. But somehow, everyone just kind of respects it.
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Why You'll Love It
Why You'll Love It
Sleeve Detail - Optional "Purely Funny" signature on the right sleeve.
Elephant Gift - A great gift for loved ones or yourself, perfect for light-hearted banter.
Smiles & Laughter - Create funny and happy memories with family, friends, and strangers alike.
Conversation Starter - When people see you wearing this shirt, many won't be able to resist asking you about it!
Funny Reactions - Witness all the hilarious reactions people have to your shirt. (Especially when they are trying to hide their reaction from you!)
Shipping & Returns
Shipping & Returns
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Estimated delivery - 4-6 business days for U.S. orders.
Easy Returns - 30-day hassle-free returns through our self-return portal.
Return Shipping - We cover the cost of return shipping.
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T-shirt Material
T-shirt Material
Product Quality:
Premium Feel - 5.3 oz heavy cotton gives it a substantial quality feel without being too thick.
Material Blend: 100% cotton (90% cotton, 10% polyester for Sports Grey).
No Surprises After Washing - Preshrunk fabric helps maintain sizing and fit.
Durable Design - Double-needle stitching at sleeves and hem keeps it holding strong.
Comfort First - Taped neck and shoulders reduce friction for all-day wear.
Made For Everyday - Classic fit with a seamless collar that flatters all body types.
Perfect For Prints - Smooth surface ideal for bold designs and long-lasting prints.
Tag-Free Comfort - An easy tear-away label for a smooth, itch-free experience.
Care Instructions
Care Instructions
Care Instructions:
- Turn inside out
- Do not bleach
- Machine wash cold
- Tumble dry on low
- Do not dry clean
- Do not iron














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Disclaimer: Side effects include laughs, eye rolls, and new friends.
At Purely Funny, we specialize in designs that cause uncontrollable giggles, sarcastic smirks, and occasional bonding with strangers. We're not doctors, but we do prescribe a heavy dose of humor. Side effects may vary, but if your face starts hurting from smiling, don't say we didn't warn you.
