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My Blood Type = Pigskin (Adult Unisex T-shirt)

My Blood Type = Pigskin (Adult Unisex T-shirt)

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Went in for a check-up, nurse takes my blood, squints at the vial and goes, “Pretty sure this has laces.” A few tests later, the doctor walks in and says, “Well, I’ve got news… your blood type? Pigskin Positive.” Next thing I know, the doctor’s diagnosing me with a rare condition: Gridironosis. Symptoms include yelling at referees through the TV, doing touchdown dances in the frozen food aisle, and calling every group of friends a “huddle.”

Apparently, my heart runs a two-minute drill, my reflexes are in zone coverage, and my cholesterol’s in a tight end zone. I’ve got elevated levels of tailgate and dangerously high Sunday spirit. Doc tried to stay professional, but even he called my arteries “first down material.”

He handed me my chart and said,
“You’re healthy, but if you ever fumble a snack tray, we’ll have to bench you.”

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Create laughs, smiles, and funny reactions. Grab yours now!

Estimated Delivery: 4-6 business days.

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Why You'll Love It

Sleeve Detail - Optional "Purely Funny" signature on the right sleeve.

Elephant Gift - A great gift for loved ones or yourself, perfect for light-hearted banter.

Smiles & Laughter - Create funny and happy memories with family, friends, and strangers alike.

Conversation Starter - When people see you wearing this shirt, many won't be able to resist asking you about it!

Funny Reactions - Witness all the hilarious reactions people have to your shirt. (Especially when they are trying to hide their reaction from you!)

Shipping & Returns

Free shipping - No extra costs at checkout

Estimated delivery - 4-6 business days for U.S. orders.

Easy Returns - 30-day hassle-free returns through our self-return portal.

Return Shipping - We cover the cost of return shipping.

Order The Wrong Size? - No problem. Return or exchange within 30 days of delivery, and we'll cover the cost of the return label.

Stolen - If your package is stolen before you receive it, we've got you. We'll send a free one-time replacement - no stress, no hassle.

Lost Order - If your order is lost we will send you a replacement or give you a store gift card of the same value.

Will my order arrive in one shipment? If you order products from different categories, your packages will arrive in separate shipments. (E.g. apparel, mugs, posters.)

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T-shirt Material

Product Quality:

Premium Feel - 5.3 oz heavy cotton gives it a substantial quality feel without being too thick.

Material Blend: 100% cotton (90% cotton, 10% polyester for Sports Grey).

No Surprises After Washing - Preshrunk fabric helps maintain sizing and fit.

Durable Design - Double-needle stitching at sleeves and hem keeps it holding strong.

Comfort First - Taped neck and shoulders reduce friction for all-day wear.

Made For Everyday - Classic fit with a seamless collar that flatters all body types.

Perfect For Prints - Smooth surface ideal for bold designs and long-lasting prints.

Tag-Free Comfort - An easy tear-away label for a smooth, itch-free experience.

Care Instructions

Care Instructions:

  • Turn inside out
  • Do not bleach
  • Machine wash cold
  • Tumble dry on low
  • Do not dry clean
  • Do not iron
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Disclaimer: Side effects include laughs, eye rolls, and new friends.

At Purely Funny, we specialize in designs that cause uncontrollable giggles, sarcastic smirks, and occasional bonding with strangers. We're not doctors, but we do prescribe a heavy dose of humor. Side effects may vary, but if your face starts hurting from smiling, don't say we didn't warn you.