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They Call Me 'Auntie' Because... (11oz Ceramic Mug)

They Call Me 'Auntie' Because... (11oz Ceramic Mug)

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Auntie’s "Educational" Trip to the Zoo

Auntie Bev volunteered to take her niece’s 3rd-grade class on a "quiet, educational" trip to the zoo.

What actually happened was...

  • She bribed the zookeeper with a bag of Takis to let the kids “feed the ostriches” (huge mistake—Jason lost a sock, maybe a small piece of his soul).
  • She taught the kids how to mimic a flamingo mating call, which accidentally triggered an actual flamingo mating dance. It got weird.
  • She told them sloths were “just introverted squirrels who believe in vibes over speed.”
  • She got kicked out of the reptile house for trying to give a snake a glittery friendship bracelet and yelling, “She’s misunderstood, okay??”

The chaos peaked when Auntie convinced the class that penguins secretly run the zoo, and started chanting, “ALL HAIL KING PENGUIN.” The kids joined in. The penguins got flustered. One zookeeper quit on the spot.

They were politely asked to never return.

Back on the school bus, one wide-eyed kid whispered:
“She’s not an aunt... she’s a LEGEND.”

Auntie Bev just shrugged, sipped from her glittery thermos, and said,
“They call me 'Auntie' because 'bad influence' was too long.”


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Why You'll Love It

Elephant Gift - A great gift for loved ones or yourself, perfect for light-hearted banter.

Smiles & Laughter - Create funny and happy memories with family and friends.

Conversation Starter - Many who see your mug won't be able to resist asking you about it!

Funny Reactions - Witness all the hilarious reactions people have to your mug. (Especially when they are trying to hide their reaction from you!)

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Estimated delivery - 5-6 business days for U.S. orders.

Easy Returns - 30-day hassle-free returns through our self-return portal.

Return Shipping - We cover the cost of return shipping.

Stolen - If your package is stolen before you receive it, we've got you. We'll send a free one-time replacement - no stress, no hassle.

Lost Order - If your order is lost we will send you a replacement or give you a store gift card of the same value.

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Mug Material

• Made from high-quality ceramic.

• Glossy finish for a vibrant look.

• Colored rim, handle, and interior for a stylish touch.

• Durable and long-lasting.

• Microwave and dishwasher safe. (Hand wash recommended for longest-lasting print quality.)

Care Instructions

• Microwave safe.

• Dishwasher safe. (Hand wash recommended for longest-lasting print quality.)

• Avoid using abrasive sponges or harsh chemicals.

• Do not soak for extended periods.

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Disclaimer: Side effects include laughs, eye rolls, and new friends.

At Purely Funny, we specialize in designs that cause uncontrollable giggles, sarcastic smirks, and occasional bonding with strangers. We're not doctors, but we do prescribe a heavy dose of humor. Side effects may vary, but if your face starts hurting from smiling, don't say we didn't warn you.