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I'm Not Constipated - 11oz Ceramic Mug

I'm Not Constipated - 11oz Ceramic Mug

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Resting Struggle Face

At the gym, people kept offering me fiber bars.
At work, my boss asked if I needed to “step out and take care of business.”
Even my dog looks concerned when I sit still for too long.

But let’s get one thing straight:
I’m not constipated.
This is just my face.

Apparently, I look like I’m trying to solve a Rubik’s Cube with my colon.
But I’m fine. Peaceful, even.
This is just what concentrated relaxation looks like.

So please stop handing me prunes.


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Why You'll Love It

Elephant Gift - A great gift for loved ones or yourself, perfect for light-hearted banter.

Smiles & Laughter - Create funny and happy memories with family and friends.

Conversation Starter - Many who see your mug won't be able to resist asking you about it!

Funny Reactions - Witness all the hilarious reactions people have to your mug. (Especially when they are trying to hide their reaction from you!)

Shipping & Returns

Free shipping - No extra costs at checkout

Estimated delivery - 5-6 business days for U.S. orders.

Easy Returns - 30-day hassle-free returns through our self-return portal.

Return Shipping - We cover the cost of return shipping.

Stolen - If your package is stolen before you receive it, we've got you. We'll send a free one-time replacement - no stress, no hassle.

Lost Order - If your order is lost we will send you a replacement or give you a store gift card of the same value.

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Mug Material

• Made from high-quality ceramic.

• Glossy finish for a vibrant look.

• Colored rim, handle, and interior for a stylish touch.

• Durable and long-lasting.

• Microwave and dishwasher safe. (Hand wash recommended for longest-lasting print quality.)

Care Instructions

• Microwave safe.

• Dishwasher safe. (Hand wash recommended for longest-lasting print quality.)

• Avoid using abrasive sponges or harsh chemicals.

• Do not soak for extended periods.

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Disclaimer: Side effects include laughs, eye rolls, and new friends.

At Purely Funny, we specialize in designs that cause uncontrollable giggles, sarcastic smirks, and occasional bonding with strangers. We're not doctors, but we do prescribe a heavy dose of humor. Side effects may vary, but if your face starts hurting from smiling, don't say we didn't warn you.