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i'M nOt cLuMsY - Adult Unisex Hoodie
i'M nOt cLuMsY - Adult Unisex Hoodie
The Legend of the Graceful Fall
Let me make one thing clear:
I am not clumsy. I just have a talent… for falling in ways people never forget.
I don’t trip.
I perform.
Once I missed a stair and landed in a pose that screamed ‘yoga meets crime scene chalk.’”
Another time I went for a casual jog, tripped on my shoelace, and took out a recycling bin, someone’s iced coffee, and my last shred of dignity — all in one elegant tumble.
So no — I don’t fall.
I deliver unplanned performances.
This shirt isn’t for clumsy people.
It’s for the legends who fall like it’s choreographed.
Accidental acrobats. Unintentional entertainers. Icons.
You don’t fall. You deliver drama. Own it.
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Why You'll Love It
Why You'll Love It
Elephant Gift - A great gift for loved ones or yourself, perfect for light-hearted banter.
Smiles & Laughter - Create funny and happy memories with family, friends, and strangers alike.
Conversation Starter - When people see you wearing this hoodie, many won't be able to resist asking you about it!
Funny Reactions - Witness all the hilarious reactions people have to your hoodie. (Especially when they are trying to hide their reaction from you!)
Shipping & Returns
Shipping & Returns
Free shipping - No extra costs at checkout
Estimated delivery - 4-6 business days for U.S. orders.
Easy Returns - 30-day hassle-free returns through our self-return portal.
Return Shipping - We cover the cost of return shipping.
Order The Wrong Size? - No problem. Return or exchange within 30 days of delivery, and we'll cover the cost of the return label.
Stolen - If your package is stolen before you receive it, we've got you. We'll send a free one-time replacement - no stress, no hassle.
Lost Order - If your order is lost we will send you a replacement or give you a store gift card of the same value.
Will my order arrive in one shipment? If you order products from different categories, your packages will arrive in separate shipments. (E.g. apparel, mugs, posters.)
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Hoodie Material
Hoodie Material
Hoodie Quality:
Material Blend: Soft 50% cotton, 50% polyester. (47% cotton / 53% polyester for Sports Grey)
Weight & Feel: Midweight for all-season comfort.
Comfort Factor: Air jet yarn = extra soft + low pilling.
Hood Details: Double-lined hood with matching drawstrings.
Built to Last: Reinforced stitching all around.
Stretch & Fit: Ribbed cuffs and waistband with a slight stretch.
Shrink Control: Pre-shrunk to keep its shape.
Care Instructions
Care Instructions
Care Instructions:
- Turn inside out
- Do not bleach
- Machine wash cold
- Tumble dry on low
- Do not dry clean
- Do not iron






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