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I Might Toot (Adult Unisex Hoodie)

I Might Toot (Adult Unisex Hoodie)

Regular price $49.99 USD
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The Incident at Target

It started with a burrito. A big one. Extra beans. Triple cheese. Regret wrapped in a tortilla.

An hour later, I was in Target, browsing candles, when I felt a rumble. A warning tremor. The calm before the toot.

A child wandered behind me. I panicked. I tried to warn him, but it was too late.

Pffffft.

He froze. Sniffed. Then shouted, “MOM! THE AIR IS BROKEN!”

I never saw her. I ran. Fast. Silent. Lethal.

Now I wear this shirt so no one else has to suffer.

You’ve been warned.

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Ready to catch everyone holding in their laugh (or trying to) behind your back?

Create laughs, smiles, and funny reactions. Grab yours now!

Estimated Delivery: 4-6 business days.

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  • Free 30-Day Returns

Why You'll Love It

Elephant Gift - A great gift for loved ones or yourself, perfect for light-hearted banter.

Smiles & Laughter - Create funny and happy memories with family, friends, and strangers alike.

Conversation Starter - When people see you wearing this hoodie, many won't be able to resist asking you about it!

Funny Reactions - Witness all the hilarious reactions people have to your hoodie. (Especially when they are trying to hide their reaction from you!)

Shipping & Returns

Free shipping - No extra costs at checkout

Estimated delivery - 4-6 business days for U.S. orders.

Easy Returns - 30-day hassle-free returns through our self-return portal.

Return Shipping - We cover the cost of return shipping.

Order The Wrong Size? - No problem. Return or exchange within 30 days of delivery, and we'll cover the cost of the return label.

Stolen - If your package is stolen before you receive it, we've got you. We'll send a free one-time replacement - no stress, no hassle.

Lost Order - If your order is lost we will send you a replacement or give you a store gift card of the same value.

Will my order arrive in one shipment? If you order products from different categories, your packages will arrive in separate shipments. (E.g. apparel, mugs, posters.)

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See our return policy for more info.

Hoodie Material

Hoodie Quality:

Material Blend: Soft 50% cotton, 50% polyester. (47% cotton / 53% polyester for Sports Grey)

Weight & Feel: Midweight for all-season comfort.

Comfort Factor: Air jet yarn = extra soft + low pilling.

Hood Details: Double-lined hood with matching drawstrings.

Built to Last: Reinforced stitching all around.

Stretch & Fit: Ribbed cuffs and waistband with a slight stretch.

Shrink Control: Pre-shrunk to keep its shape.

Care Instructions

Care Instructions:

  • Turn inside out
  • Do not bleach
  • Machine wash cold
  • Tumble dry on low
  • Do not dry clean
  • Do not iron
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Disclaimer: Side effects include laughs, eye rolls, and new friends

At Purely Funny, we specialize in designs that cause uncontrollable giggles, sarcastic smirks, and occasional bonding with strangers. We're not doctors, but we do prescribe a heavy dose of humor. Side effects may vary, but if your face starts hurting from smiling, don't say we didn't warn you.