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Destroy My Dad In Arm Wrestling (Adult Unisex Hoodie)

Destroy My Dad In Arm Wrestling (Adult Unisex Hoodie)

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The Arm-Wrestling Showdown

Timmy flexed his muscles and stared at his dad. "I would destroy you in arm wrestling... but I’ll save you the embarrassment."

Dad snorted. "You? Destroy me? Timmy, I’ve been lifting since before you were born. Good luck, kid."

They sat at the patio table, hands locked in battle. Timmy casually ate a grape with his free hand, barely trying at first, letting his dad’s arm come down halfway. "Whoa, you’re really strong!" Timmy said, pretending to struggle.

Dad puffed out his chest. "Yeah, I know."

Then Timmy casually slammed his hand down and grinned. "Alright, alright, I’ll let you win. Wouldn’t want you to cry in front of the neighbors."

Dad blinked. "Uh… thanks?"

Timmy smirked. "I’m basically a hero at this point."

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Warning: There is a 99.99% chance that your dad will challenge you to an arm wrestling match.

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Why You'll Love It

Elephant Gift - A great gift for loved ones or yourself, perfect for light-hearted banter.

Smiles & Laughter - Create funny and happy memories with family, friends, and strangers alike.

Conversation Starter - When people see you wearing this hoodie, many won't be able to resist asking you about it!

Funny Reactions - Witness all the hilarious reactions people have to your hoodie. (Especially when they are trying to hide their reaction from you!)

Shipping & Returns

Free shipping - No extra costs at checkout

Estimated delivery - 4-6 business days for U.S. orders.

Easy Returns - 30-day hassle-free returns through our self-return portal.

Return Shipping - We cover the cost of return shipping.

Order The Wrong Size? - No problem. Return or exchange within 30 days of delivery, and we'll cover the cost of the return label.

Stolen - If your package is stolen before you receive it, we've got you. We'll send a free one-time replacement - no stress, no hassle.

Lost Order - If your order is lost we will send you a replacement or give you a store gift card of the same value.

Will my order arrive in one shipment? If you order products from different categories, your packages will arrive in separate shipments. (E.g. apparel, mugs, posters.)

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Hoodie Material

Hoodie Quality:

Material Blend: Soft 50% cotton, 50% polyester. (47% cotton / 53% polyester for Sports Grey)

Weight & Feel: Midweight for all-season comfort.

Comfort Factor: Air jet yarn = extra soft + low pilling.

Hood Details: Double-lined hood with matching drawstrings.

Built to Last: Reinforced stitching all around.

Stretch & Fit: Ribbed cuffs and waistband with a slight stretch.

Shrink Control: Pre-shrunk to keep its shape.

Care Instructions

Care Instructions:

  • Turn inside out
  • Do not bleach
  • Machine wash cold
  • Tumble dry on low
  • Do not dry clean
  • Do not iron
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Disclaimer: Side effects include laughs, eye rolls, and new friends

At Purely Funny, we specialize in designs that cause uncontrollable giggles, sarcastic smirks, and occasional bonding with strangers. We're not doctors, but we do prescribe a heavy dose of humor. Side effects may vary, but if your face starts hurting from smiling, don't say we didn't warn you.