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Types Of Ballersš (Adult Unisex Hoodie)
Types Of Ballersš (Adult Unisex Hoodie)
The Rec League Legends
Every Saturday, the local gym turned into a basketball battlegroundāhome of the most unpredictable team in the league: the Benchwarmers Supreme.
Leading the chaos was The Walking Heat Check, who shot from half court five times in the first minute⦠and missed all five. Midrange Maestro refused to shoot threes on principle, even during warmups. And Layup Lord somehow missed more layups than anyone thought humanly possible.
Spin Move Sorcerer spun so often he once got dizzy and passed to the ref. Meanwhile, Rim Reaper dunked once in 2019 and hasnāt stopped talking about it since.
On defense, No-Fly Zone Operator called out āSWAT TEAM!ā before every block attempt⦠whether he got the ball or not. Pickpocket Prodigy tried stealing everythingāopponents' dribbles, water bottles, and once, someoneās shoes.
Lockdown Lunatic took defense so seriously he guarded people in the parking lot. And Airball Architect? Letās just say he designed some of the worst shots known to mankindāone landed in the bleachers.
Despite the madness, they played with heart, hustle, and just enough teamwork to lose by single digits.
They never won a trophy⦠but they won the crowd.
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Why You'll Love It
Why You'll Love It
Elephant Gift - A great gift for loved ones or yourself, perfect for light-hearted banter.
Smiles & Laughter - Create funny and happy memories with family, friends, and strangers alike.
Conversation Starter - When people see you wearing this hoodie, many won't be able to resist asking you about it!
Funny Reactions - Witness all the hilarious reactions people have to your hoodie. (Especially when they are trying to hide their reaction from you!)
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Shipping & Returns
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Estimated delivery - 4-6 business days for U.S. orders.
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Hoodie Material
Hoodie Material
Hoodie Quality:
Material Blend: Soft 50% cotton, 50% polyester. (47% cotton / 53% polyester for Sports Grey)
Weight & Feel: Midweight for all-season comfort.
Comfort Factor: Air jet yarn = extra soft + low pilling.
Hood Details: Double-lined hood with matching drawstrings.
Built to Last: Reinforced stitching all around.
Stretch & Fit: Ribbed cuffs and waistband with a slight stretch.
Shrink Control: Pre-shrunk to keep its shape.
Care Instructions
Care Instructions
Care Instructions:
- Turn inside out
- Do not bleach
- Machine wash cold
- Tumble dry on low
- Do not dry clean
- Do not iron

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