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Stay Away Until I've Had Coffee (Semi-Glossy, Wooden-Framed Poster)
Stay Away Until I've Had Coffee (Semi-Glossy, Wooden-Framed Poster)
The Pre-Coffee Zone
At exactly 6:45 a.m., I rise from bed like a groggy swamp creature.
My family knows the rules. No eye contact. No questions. No sudden movements. Last time someone asked me where the car keys were before I had coffee, I just whispered, “Run,” and pointed to the woods.
One time my neighbor said “Good morning!”
I blinked. He hasn’t tried again.
Once the coffee hits, I’m human again — polite, functional, maybe even pleasant. But until then?
Approach at your own risk.
I’m basically a grizzly with Wi-Fi.
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Why You'll Love It
Why You'll Love It
Elephant Gift - A great gift for loved ones or yourself, perfect for light-hearted banter.
Smiles & Laughter - Create funny and happy memories with family, friends, and strangers alike.
Conversation Starter - When visitors see this poster, many won't be able to resist asking you about it!
Funny Reactions - Witness all the hilarious reactions when visitors see your poster.
Ready-to-hang: Includes hanging kit, ready to hang directly on the wall.
Protection: Shatterproof plexiglass protects the poster.
Shipping & Returns
Shipping & Returns
Free shipping - No extra costs at checkout
Estimated delivery - 4-6 business days for U.S. orders.
Easy Returns - 30-day hassle-free returns through our self-return portal.
Secure Packaging - The posters are placed within frames upon arrival. The frames come pre-packed with corners and wrap and then packed in a box with strong edges to protect the frames. I-beams are used in addition, to give the package additional sturdiness and for multi-item orders (max 3 frames in one package).
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Wooden-Framed Poster Material
Wooden-Framed Poster Material
Ready-to-hang: Includes hanging kit, ready to hang directly on the wall.
Frame Material: Durable pine wood.
Frame Measurements: 20-25mm (0.79"-0.98") thick, 10-14mm (0.4"-0.6") wide.
Paper Weight: 170 gsm (65 lb), thickness: 0.19 mm (7.5 mils).
Paper Finishing: Semi-glossy, enhances colors with a subtle shine.
Protection: Shatterproof plexiglass protects the poster.
Sustainable Paper: FSC-certified materials or equivalent.
Available Sizes: 3 sizes in inches (US&CA) and cms (rest of the world).

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Disclaimer: Side effects include laughs, eye rolls, and new friends.
At Purely Funny, we specialize in designs that cause uncontrollable giggles, sarcastic smirks, and occasional bonding with strangers. We're not doctors, but we do prescribe a heavy dose of humor. Side effects may vary, but if your face starts hurting from smiling, don't say we didn't warn you.









