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Slap You With A Fish (Semi-Glossy, Wooden-Framed Poster)

Slap You With A Fish (Semi-Glossy, Wooden-Framed Poster)

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The Fish Slap That Never Was

Sometimes, love is patient.
Sometimes, love is kind.
And sometimes... love is standing in your kitchen imagining slapping someone with a trout.

There I was, mid-argument with my beloved, watching them explain how they “accidentally deleted the entire vacation folder” for the third time.

I didn’t yell. I didn’t freak out.

Instead, I pictured myself — calm, composed — walking into a seafood market, buying the freshest fish available, chilling it for maximum slap impact, then thwack!

Right across the forehead. Graceful. Olympic-level restraint.

But did I do it?

No.
Because I’m mature. I’m zen. I’m practically a monk with Wi-Fi.

So instead, I just took a deep breath, smiled through my teeth, and said:
“It’s okay. Really. I’m fine."

This design is for the ones who love hard, laugh harder, and occasionally imagine assault... with seafood.

You're not aggressive. You're just passionately patient.


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Estimated Delivery: 4-6 business days.

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Why You'll Love It

Elephant Gift - A great gift for loved ones or yourself, perfect for light-hearted banter.

Smiles & Laughter - Create funny and happy memories with family, friends, and strangers alike.

Conversation Starter - When visitors see this poster, many won't be able to resist asking you about it!

Funny Reactions - Witness all the hilarious reactions when visitors see your poster.

Ready-to-hang: Includes hanging kit, ready to hang directly on the wall.

Protection: Shatterproof plexiglass protects the poster.

Shipping & Returns

Free shipping - No extra costs at checkout

Estimated delivery - 4-6 business days for U.S. orders.

Easy Returns - 30-day hassle-free returns through our self-return portal.

Secure Packaging - The posters are placed within frames upon arrival. The frames come pre-packed with corners and wrap and then packed in a box with strong edges to protect the frames. I-beams are used in addition, to give the package additional sturdiness and for multi-item orders (max 3 frames in one package).

Return Shipping - We cover the cost of return shipping.

Order The Wrong Size? - No problem. Return or exchange within 30 days of delivery, and we'll cover the cost of the return label.

Stolen - If your package is stolen before you receive it, we've got you. We'll send a free one-time replacement - no stress, no hassle.

Lost Order - If your order is lost we will send you a replacement or give you a store gift card of the same value.

Will my order arrive in one shipment? If you order products from different categories, your packages will arrive in separate shipments. (E.g. apparel, mugs, posters.)

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Wooden-Framed Poster Material

Ready-to-hang: Includes hanging kit, ready to hang directly on the wall.

Frame Material: Durable pine wood.

Frame Measurements: 20-25mm (0.79"-0.98") thick, 10-14mm (0.4"-0.6") wide.

Paper Weight: 170 gsm (65 lb), thickness: 0.19 mm (7.5 mils).

Paper Finishing: Semi-glossy, enhances colors with a subtle shine.

Protection: Shatterproof plexiglass protects the poster.

Sustainable Paper: FSC-certified materials or equivalent.

Available Sizes: 3 sizes in inches (US&CA) and cms (rest of the world).

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Disclaimer: Side effects include laughs, eye rolls, and new friends.

At Purely Funny, we specialize in designs that cause uncontrollable giggles, sarcastic smirks, and occasional bonding with strangers. We're not doctors, but we do prescribe a heavy dose of humor. Side effects may vary, but if your face starts hurting from smiling, don't say we didn't warn you.