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Slap You With a Fish (Kid's T-shirt)

Slap You With a Fish (Kid's T-shirt)

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The Fish Slap That Never Was

Sometimes, love is patient.
Sometimes, love is kind.
And sometimes... love is standing in your kitchen imagining slapping someone with a trout.

There I was, mid-argument with my beloved, watching them explain how they “accidentally deleted the entire vacation folder” for the third time.

I didn’t yell. I didn’t freak out.

Instead, I pictured myself — calm, composed — walking into a seafood market, buying the freshest fish available, chilling it for maximum slap impact, then thwack!

Right across the forehead. Graceful. Olympic-level restraint.

But did I do it?

No.
Because I’m mature. I’m zen. I’m practically a monk with Wi-Fi.

So instead, I just took a deep breath, smiled through my teeth, and said:
“It’s okay. Really. I’m fine."

This design is for the ones who love hard, laugh harder, and occasionally imagine assault... with seafood.

You're not aggressive. You're just passionately patient.

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Ready to make everyone smile? (and in need of self-defense training).

Create laughs, smiles, and funny reactions. Grab yours now!

Estimated Delivery: 4-6 business days

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  • Free 30-Day Returns

Why You'll Love It

Elephant Gift - A great gift for loved ones or yourself, perfect for light-hearted banter.

Smiles & Laughter - Create funny and happy memories with family, friends, and strangers alike.

Conversation Starter - When people see you wearing this shirt, many won't be able to resist asking you about it!

Funny Reactions - Witness all the hilarious reactions people have to your shirt. (Especially when they are trying to hide their reaction from you!)

Shipping & Returns

Free shipping - No extra costs at checkout

Estimated delivery - 4-6 business days for U.S. orders.

Easy Returns - 30-day hassle-free returns through our self-return portal.

Return Shipping - We cover the cost of return shipping.

Order The Wrong Size? - No problem. Return or exchange within 30 days of delivery, and we'll cover the cost of the return label.

Lost Order - If your order is lost we will send you a replacement or give you a store gift card of the same value.

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Will my order arrive in one shipment? If you order products from different categories, your packages will arrive in separate shipments. (E.g. apparel, mugs, posters.)

See our return policy for more info.

T-shirt Material

Product Quality:

Premium feel - 5.3 oz heavy cotton gives it a substantial quality feel without being too thick.

Material Blend: 100% cotton (90% cotton, 10% polyester for Sports Grey).

No Surprises After Washing - Preshrunk fabric helps maintain sizing and fit.

Durable Design - Double-needle stitching at sleeves and hem keeps it holding strong.

Comfort First - Seamless ribbed collar - smooth and scratch-free for all-day comfort.

Sizing - Fitted cut to accommodate younger bodies. Designed for kids and smaller adults.

Perfect For Prints - Smooth surface ideal for bold designs and long-lasting prints.

Tag-Free Comfort - An easy tear-away label for a smooth, itch-free experience.

Care Instructions

Care Instructions:

  • Turn inside out
  • Do not bleach
  • Machine wash cold
  • Tumble dry on low
  • Do not dry clean
  • Do not iron
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Disclaimer: Side effects include laughs, eye rolls, and new friends.

At Purely Funny, we specialize in designs that cause uncontrollable giggles, sarcastic smirks, and occasional bonding with strangers. We're not doctors, but we do prescribe a heavy dose of humor. Side effects may vary, but if your face starts hurting from smiling, don't say we didn't warn you.