My Husband NEVER - Adult Unisex Tee - Signature Edition

Sleeve Detail - "Purely Funny" signature on the right sleeve.

Elephant Gift - A great gift for loved ones or yourself, perfect for light-hearted banter.

Smiles & Laughter - Create funny and happy memories with family, friends, and strangers alike.

Conversation Starter - When people see you wearing this shirt, many won't be able to resist asking you about it!

Funny Reactions - Witness all the hilarious reactions people have to your shirt. (Especially when they are trying to hide their reaction from you!)

Free shipping - No extra costs at checkout

Estimated delivery - 4-6 business days for U.S. orders.

Easy Returns - 30-day hassle-free returns through our self-return portal.

Return Shipping - We cover the cost of return shipping.

Order The Wrong Size? - No problem. Return or exchange within 30 days of delivery, and we'll cover the cost of the return label.

Stolen - If your package is stolen before you receive it, we've got you. We'll send a free one-time replacement - no stress, no hassle.

Lost Order - If your order is lost we will send you a replacement or give you a store gift card of the same value.

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See our return policy for more info.

Product Quality:

Premium feel - 5.3 oz heavy cotton gives it a substantial quality feel without being too thick.

No Surprises After Washing - Preshrunk fabric helps maintain sizing and fit.

Durable Design - Double-needle stitching at sleeves and hem keeps it holding strong.

Comfort First - Taped neck and shoulders reduce friction for all-day wear.

Made For Everyday - Classic fit with a seamless collar that flatters all body types.

Perfect For Prints - Smooth surface ideal for bold designs and long-lasting prints.

Tag-Free Comfort - An easy tear-away label for a smooth, itch-free experience.

Care Instructions:

• Turn inside out
• Do not bleach
• Machine wash cold
• Tumble dry on low
• Do not dry clean
• Do not iron