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I'm A Star, Baby! (Semi-Glossy, Wooden-Framed Poster)

I'm A Star, Baby! (Semi-Glossy, Wooden-Framed Poster)

Regular price $69.99 USD
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The Side Hustle

Look, inflation’s real, and I’ve got a face that deserves compensation.

It started as a joke at a family cookout — someone asked for a selfie, I said “That’ll be five bucks.” They laughed. Then actually paid.

That’s when I knew: I’ve been giving away this selfie access for free like some kind of amateur.

Now, I charge five dollars. No exceptions. You want the memory? You pay the fee.
Smiles are complimentary.
Angles cost extra.

I’m not famous.
I’m just not cheap.


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✅ Fast Delivery — 4-6 business days

✅ Free Returns — love it or return it

✅ Hilarious Gift


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😄 Create laughs, smiles, and confused stares. Grab yours now!

Estimated Delivery: 4-6 business days.

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Why You'll Love It

Elephant Gift - A great gift for loved ones or yourself, perfect for light-hearted banter.

Smiles & Laughter - Create funny and happy memories with family, friends, and strangers alike.

Conversation Starter - When visitors see this poster, many won't be able to resist asking you about it!

Funny Reactions - Witness all the hilarious reactions when visitors see your poster.

Ready-to-hang: Includes hanging kit, ready to hang directly on the wall.

Protection: Shatterproof plexiglass protects the poster.

Shipping & Returns

Free shipping - No extra costs at checkout

Estimated delivery - 4-6 business days for U.S. orders.

Easy Returns - 30-day hassle-free returns through our self-return portal.

Secure Packaging - The posters are placed within frames upon arrival. The frames come pre-packed with corners and wrap and then packed in a box with strong edges to protect the frames. I-beams are used in addition, to give the package additional sturdiness and for multi-item orders (max 3 frames in one package).

Return Shipping - We cover the cost of return shipping.

Order The Wrong Size? - No problem. Return or exchange within 30 days of delivery, and we'll cover the cost of the return label.

Stolen - If your package is stolen before you receive it, we've got you. We'll send a free one-time replacement - no stress, no hassle.

Lost Order - If your order is lost we will send you a replacement or give you a store gift card of the same value.

Will my order arrive in one shipment? If you order products from different categories, your packages will arrive in separate shipments. (E.g. apparel, mugs, posters.)

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Wooden-Framed Poster Material

Ready-to-hang: Includes hanging kit, ready to hang directly on the wall.

Frame Material: Durable pine wood.

Frame Measurements: 20-25mm (0.79"-0.98") thick, 10-14mm (0.4"-0.6") wide.

Paper Weight: 170 gsm (65 lb), thickness: 0.19 mm (7.5 mils).

Paper Finishing: Semi-glossy, enhances colors with a subtle shine.

Protection: Shatterproof plexiglass protects the poster.

Sustainable Paper: FSC-certified materials or equivalent.

Available Sizes: 3 sizes in inches (US&CA) and cms (rest of the world).

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Disclaimer: Side effects include laughs, eye rolls, and new friends.

At Purely Funny, we specialize in designs that cause uncontrollable giggles, sarcastic smirks, and occasional bonding with strangers. We're not doctors, but we do prescribe a heavy dose of humor. Side effects may vary, but if your face starts hurting from smiling, don't say we didn't warn you.