Be the reason someone snorts today.
I Might Toot (Youth Tee)
I Might Toot (Youth Tee)
The Incident at Target
It started with a burrito. A big one. Extra beans. Triple cheese. Regret wrapped in a tortilla.
An hour later, I was in Target, browsing candles, when I felt a rumble. A warning tremor. The calm before the toot.
A child wandered behind me. I panicked. I tried to warn him, but it was too late.
Pffffft.
He froze. Sniffed. Then shouted, βMOM! THE AIR IS BROKEN!β
I never saw her. I ran. Fast. Silent. Lethal.
Now I wear this shirt so no one else has to suffer.
Youβve been warned.
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Why You'll Love It
Why You'll Love It
Elephant Gift - A great gift for loved ones or yourself, perfect for light-hearted banter.
Smiles & Laughter - Create funny and happy memories with family, friends, and strangers alike.
Conversation Starter - When people see you wearing this shirt, many won't be able to resist asking you about it!
Funny Reactions - Witness all the hilarious reactions people have to your shirt. (Especially when they are trying to hide their reaction from you!)
Shipping & Returns
Shipping & Returns
Free shipping - No extra costs at checkout
Estimated delivery - 4-6 business days for U.S. orders.
Easy Returns - 30-day hassle-free returns through our self-return portal.
Return Shipping - We cover the cost of return shipping.
Order The Wrong Size? - No problem. Return or exchange within 30 days of delivery, and we'll cover the cost of the return label.
Lost Order - If your order is lost we will send you a replacement or give you a store gift card of the same value.
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Will my order arrive in one shipment? If you order products from different categories, your packages will arrive in separate shipments. (E.g. apparel, mugs, posters.)
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T-shirt Material
T-shirt Material
Product Quality:
Premium feel - 5.3 oz heavy cotton gives it a substantial quality feel without being too thick.
Material Blend: 100% cotton (90% cotton, 10% polyester for Sports Grey).
No Surprises After Washing - Preshrunk fabric helps maintain sizing and fit.
Durable Design - Double-needle stitching at sleeves and hem keeps it holding strong.
Comfort FirstΒ - Seamless ribbed collar - smooth and scratch-free for all-day comfort.
SizingΒ - Fitted cut to accommodate younger bodies. Designed for kids and smaller adults.
Perfect For Prints - Smooth surface ideal for bold designs and long-lasting prints.
Tag-Free ComfortΒ - An easy tear-away label for a smooth, itch-free experience.
Care Instructions
Care Instructions
Care Instructions:
- Turn inside out
- Do not bleach
- Machine wash cold
- Tumble dry on low
- Do not dry clean
- Do not iron

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Disclaimer:Β Side effects include laughs, eye rolls, and new friends.
At Purely Funny, we specialize in designs that cause uncontrollable giggles, sarcastic smirks, and occasional bonding with strangers. We're not doctors, but we do prescribe a heavy dose of humor. Side effects may vary, but if your face starts hurting from smiling, don't say we didn't warn you.









